Axioms
From one of the marvellous email joke compendiums that circulate the Internet:
- He who laughs last -- thinks slowest.
- Everyone has a photographic memory -- Some don't have film.
- A day without sunshine is like -- well, night.
- On the other hand -- you have different fingers.
- Change is inevitable -- except from a vending machine.
- I just got lost in thought -- It was unfamiliar territory.
- Seen it all, done it all -- can't remember most of it.
- I feel like I'm diagonally parked -- in a parallel universe.
- He's not dead -- he's electroencephalographically challenged.
- You have the right to remain silent -- Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
- It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
- It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
- You can't have everything -- where would you put it?
- Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
