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Greetings readers one and all.

We'd like to start off today by saying sorry for any disappointment due to the slight delay in the release of this issue. We are dealing with a number of challenging factors right now. The top of the list: not enough hours in the day. If anyone has a solution do let us know. We do what we can, the best we can, when we can. And with the illness of a staff member and the untimely death of one of the main hard drives - let me tell you been it's a bit scary round here. So how fitting we come back for Halloween. But have hope; looks like we are well on the way back to fun soon. Until then do enjoy all the holiday tricks and treats. Something can be found for everyone around the vast AW universe. Be sure to explore, and we look forward to seeing you all at the Traditional Yellow Halloween ball. Be sure were your best scary costume; you may just win a prize.

Sincerely
the Staff

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Fuzzy Tales

Randy

Hello everyone.

Have I got some great stuff for you this issue.

We have the BOM looking at the goings on in Aw Reunion

and I personally have created what I hope shall be a helpful guide for some real creepy fun.

Check out the Fuzzy Tales page right away to get started.

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Fun Stuff

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Axioms and Laws

We all know about Murphy's Law. Here are some tried and true axioms and laws that fall into the same category. And remember O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's law: Murphy was an optimist.
  • Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
  • In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
  • Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
  • Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
  • Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
  • Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!
  • Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL.
 Mr Not Sure
         Sir Lex O'Phile

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Aunt Trudy

Aunt Trudy

Greetings sweeties:

Rumour has it that the Peacekeepers' roles have changed. One respondent noted that they said that they no longer repair damage or vandalism on builds. Well, who does then? And what is their new role? Can anyone clarify this for our readers? But it seems we are on our own here, kids.

And a nice juicy bit of news just came through. It seems that a certain panda, one Benny Whitepaw, has left the employ of the YG as Fuzzy's offsider and has taken up with exotic temptresses at the Maw Hoo Nah River Spa. Perhaps it was all that time in the monastery with Master Chen, and Benny is making up for lost time. But then, with seductresses like Mimi la Fleur and one Judy Tangleclaw, what hope does he have?

One of our intrepid citizens is becoming a master at the making of bots. We're interested in seeing just how well he does with some of his newer conconctions here. They could prove very useful for builders. More when I get the news (hint!)...

Stay tuned for more news and gossip here.

Aunt Trudy provides news and, well, gossip from Yellow citizens. If you have something you want in the Gazette, just contact yellowgazette@cox.net

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Credits

Graphics by Apooka, except where otherwise noted
Web Design by Ozman with input from Apooka
Head Writer Apooka
Building Tips & Newbies Ozman
Snippets and gossip Ms Trudy Tangleclaw
Reporting staff Theo. Fuzzybottom
Gofurr Randy Standish
Gardening and landscaping reporter Ms Nellie Poogawoo
Food reporter Joe the Caterer
Office Manager Ms Lucy Larksong
Groundskeeper Mr Crabtree
Financial: Fleesum & Runn
Legal: Dewey, Cheatem & Howe
Staff Health Advisor: Ezmerelda Snowclaw
From the Academy: Prof. Thaddeus Daysong

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