Our Top Stories
This month, in Builds of the Month, we feature the Winter Wonderland Village. This was a very fun contest with lots of great builders who created some wonderful sights to see. We also bring you Old Winter Mountain, and the Snow Carnival by Apooka and Ozman. This was a build that was long in the making, but we are sure you will find it well worth it.
In Building Tips, we introduce some new features that AW has put into the latest versions of the program (AW 5.1).
Fuzzy's tale continues with some interesting twists and turns, and this month we feature two episodes. Little Nellie's Garden brings more interesting plant facts and pictures, with free plant graphics for you to use.
Fuzzy's Tale
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Episode 5: At the Party's End |
Dora stood there not saying a word, her face turning a bright scarlet. Her bottom lip began to quiver. Fuzzy braced himself for what he was sure would be a fierce temper. "You!" Dora nearly shouted. Before either of them could think or say another word. Shakey and Nora walked up, and to Fuzzy's relief Dora seemed to relax or was it retreat, he mused.
"Did you tell him?" Nora asked Dora in a firm motherly tone. "Well?"
"No, I did not." Dora mumbled.
"Well do you not think it is about time you did? We are waiting," said Nora. Nora began tapping her foot as to put a measure of pressure on the point.
"Hold on" said Fuzzy, "Look , now I'm not sure what is going on ,but let us not ruin a great night with bad feelings, What do ya say we all go have a sit down, and I for one could use something to eat, how about you Shakey ?" Said Fuzzy, with a wink and a plea in his eye.
"Sounds good to me, I am about half starved." said Shakey, "Come on Nora, Joe makes the most amazing salmon burgers". He smiled and gave her a hug then quickly directed her toward the food tent. She giggled as they walked and cooed "You do know what I like".
Fuzzy turn to Dora, "Come on Dora you will really enjoy them, honest." She squinted her eyes stared at him for second then turned and huffed off toward the food tent. Fuzzy was in such a great mood he did not care what drama maybe waiting at that moment, he just wanted a great night to last.
Now, do read on...
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Fun Stuff
Pun-ishment
Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two
dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says,
"I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per
passenger."
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One
went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The
other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never
amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but
when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving
once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it,
too.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old
West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm
looking for the man who shot my paw."
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused
Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend
dental medication.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel
and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent
tournament victories. After about an hour, the
manager came out of the office and asked them to
disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because,"
he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open
foyer."
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named
"Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they
name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the
picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she
also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband
responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've
seen Ahmal."
These friars were behind on their belfry payments,
so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of
God, a rival florist across town thought the
competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to
close down, but they would not. He went back and
begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the
rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and
most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to
close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their
store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up
shop. Terrified, they did so, by proving that Hugh,
and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most
of the time, which produced an impressive set of
calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which
made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he
suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what?
(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) A super callused
fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
And finally, there was a guy who sent ten
different puns to friends, with the hope that at least
one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately,
no pun in ten did. |